what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A joke

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Womens rights.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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guess what?

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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I like jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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