- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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