Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Female Athletics

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gays

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Netball.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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