Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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