- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A man walks into a bar.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did the mole say? Nothing

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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