what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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