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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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women's rights

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William Raines.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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