What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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womens rights

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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NEVER

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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