What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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P0P T4Rt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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