What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Where to, sir? Forward.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

apple pie.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

CHEEZECAKE

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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