Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what color is blue? green

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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