- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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An antijoke

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Obama

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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