- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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