What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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I like your hair

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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45.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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apple pie.

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