why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

I can't see my forehead

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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