What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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French people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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France never surrender.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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