what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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I can't see my forehead

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Anti Joke

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