A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Anti Joke

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