What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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