- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

I love you.

guess what?

make me a sandwich!

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

son, you're adopted.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

So this blonde walks into a library.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Anti jokes are funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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