- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

NEVER

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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