Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Asians...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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your fat

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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