There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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to see a bad joke look above

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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