A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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