what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Women's Rights

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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