Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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The Bible

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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France never surrender.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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