- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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