Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Goat balls.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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