Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

I like your hair

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A scottish man having fun

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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