- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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