How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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hi bye

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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youre gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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