- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

So a seal walks into a club...

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Robin, get in the car.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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