Military intelligence.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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P0P T4Rt

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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