What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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