What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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NEVER

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Lacrosse

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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DERP

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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