- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

AND

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

who just made fun of katie matt

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Laura Pratz..

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Female Athletics

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

The Mets win the World Series

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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