- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

a man walked into a bar and said ow

The Mets win the World Series

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

I love you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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