How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Womens rights.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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