Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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why did the chicken cross the road

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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