youre gay

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Popsicles

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Ben is gay

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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to see a bad joke look above

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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