Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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