Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Women's rights.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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