Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

your moms so fat she has kankles

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Women's Rights

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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