- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

The Mets win the World Series

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

I am the sun. You are the moon.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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