Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Indeed.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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The jets are a good team..

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Windows Vista

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Womens rights.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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S.O.P.A

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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25

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Anti Joke

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