What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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marble

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69

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Slavery lol

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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...Jack Vale

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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