- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Pianca going ham

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Jewish People

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

I am a real homosexual

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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