What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Steering Wheel Face.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Can I touch it?

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Indeed.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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