Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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A ginger rapping.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Canada

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Men's rights.

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i heart wiener

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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lololololololololol

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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