A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A baby seal walks into a club

Potato salad

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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