Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Penis

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Bing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Come in

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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