- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Knock knock! Yes?

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

i fondle myself every night....

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