- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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