why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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justin littleton. nuff said

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kennah campion... being nice

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Indeed.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A fat man buys a salad

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Baseball

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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