There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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This is not Will Smith.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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whats better than shoes feet

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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