A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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haha.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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