A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Bing

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Nicholas Cage

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Hi poop!

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lololololololololol

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Your doorbell is broken.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Where else? The junk yard

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alcoholism kills

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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