Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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this website...

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Women rights.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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