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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

you are gay

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

a black father

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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