What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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666 im christian

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Women's Rights

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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