As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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GONNA

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Pickle!

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

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