A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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