Lacrosse

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Black people are clen.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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