- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What comes after "Q" R

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Knock knock Come in!

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Brittney Spears

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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