A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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hi

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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i heart wiener

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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