Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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