- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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come along children

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

i have 2 penises

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

penis

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Women's rights.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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