- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Women's rights.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Justin Bieber

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Baseball

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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