A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

George W. Bush

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A ginger rapping.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Windows Vista

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Haha

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Working hard or hardly working????

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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