roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

minorities

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

dead babies

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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I am a real homosexual

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

yo mama so fat she's fat

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Frown is a four letter word.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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