There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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