A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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