One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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lol

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Avery has crabs.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Black people

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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I am a real homosexual

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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