- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

go go gadget

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

9/11

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Pickle!

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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