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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Dead babies.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

a horse walks into a barn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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