I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Adam Sandler.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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go go gadget

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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