What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Potato salad

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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