What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

why did the chicken cross the road.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Covietz has a large penis

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

sweaty black guy

Your mum is dead

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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