The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

i hate you.

hi my name is? joe

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Is Carly smart? No.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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