- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Shit.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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