Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Women's rights.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Women

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Baseball

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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