Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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lewis bedford

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I love boobs

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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