- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

There is a car full of black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why Because

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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