Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A homeless person dies.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Punchline.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Women's rights.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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