- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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