Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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American Idol

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Write your own

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Hi colton

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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