How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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I dislike old people.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Women's Golf

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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