jack shine has boobs

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Baseball

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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i wish i was a tree !

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Anti Joke

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