why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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I don't get it

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Obama.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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