- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Is Carly smart? No.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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