Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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fart

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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