What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

One Big Ass Mistake America

stuff and dogs {()}

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Chuck Norris died.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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