What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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come along children

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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women's rights

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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