What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Icecream

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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knock knock come in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Y2K

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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