*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Canada

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Anti Joke

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