3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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gay marriage.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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I came.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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