A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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women's rights

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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whats gay ? you

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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