What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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