Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Women rights.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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