Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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hi

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Justin Bieber

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Whats 0+0 0

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My mom's dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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There is a car full of black people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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