How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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