What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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666 im christian

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Women's Rights

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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