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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

how does peploe get around they walk

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

why did the chicken cross the road.

I LIKE TURLES.

Pianca going ham

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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