Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Pickle!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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