- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's gay and gay? Joe

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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