What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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lol

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Avery has crabs.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Fuck her

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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