What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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WNBA

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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