- Anti Joke

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

A fat man buys a salad

I love boobs

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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