- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

The horse said "nay."

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Religion

Hi poop!

james schmitt whats your last name

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Water, please.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Chrissy is funny.

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