Women's rights.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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A black person in the NHL

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Punchline.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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