- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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