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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

a black guy leaves prison

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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