what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

GONNA

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

women's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

a little girl gets raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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