An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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George W. Bush

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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penisface

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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