- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

KEVIN HART

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

shut up

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Don't rape me!

arse

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

oops

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

where do the women go? the womanarium

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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