LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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