knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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a black guy leaves prison

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Don't rape me!

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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