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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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