How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Hi colton

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Miscarriages.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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