What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Covietz has a large penis

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Women's rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Like this joke

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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women's rights.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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