You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Amputations.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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